Amazing ... I Didn't Get Caught

So, the other day, I'm taking my friend's kid to an audition at a movie studio for a TV series. As we're coming up to the security gate to the lot I am shocked to see this studly Latino cop and a HUGE walk-thru metal detector! I'm starting to shake with nerves as we put our metal things into the tray. I'm furiously thinking "Oh. My. God. The damn detector's going to blare! What do I say? What do I do?" Was I supposed to say "Hey. I've got some genital jewelry." and offer to show him? I kinda get turned on thinking I might have to show this guy my tiny locked cock. Then ... I step through the metal detector ... And ... NOTHING! Not a bleep. All that freakin' anxiety for nothing. Wow.